Jurassic World Rebirth Review: Franchise Roars Back with Spielberg Magic

Remember that goosebump-inducing moment when you first saw the T-Rex in Jurassic Park? Well, grab your nearest cup of tea and settle in, because that magic is finally back. After sitting through some proper dodgy instalments (looking at you, Dominion), I wasn’t exactly chomping at the bit for another dino romp. But blow me down if this latest chapter hasn’t completely turned things around.

A Fresh Start That Actually Works

The genius move here? Binning off all that convoluted nonsense from recent films and starting fresh. Director Gareth Edwards (yeah, the Rogue One bloke) has pulled off something properly special, taking us back to what made us fall in love with these prehistoric beasties in the first place. The film kicks off with a cracking “17 years ago” sequence that had me perched on the edge of my seat faster than you can say “clever girl”.

Scarlett Johansson: The Hero We Needed

Listen, I’ve seen every Jurassic film at least twice (occupational hazard, innit?), and nobody since Laura Dern has owned the screen quite like ScarJo does here. She’s not just running from dinosaurs – she’s giving us proper character development that’ll have you actually caring about what happens next. The chemistry between her and [co-star] is absolutely electric, reminiscent of those classic Spielberg romances where the love story doesn’t feel shoehorned in.

Practical Effects Make a Triumphant Return

In an age where everything’s usually computer generated, seeing proper practical dinosaur effects again is like finding a fiver in your jeans pocket – pure joy. The blend of practical and digital effects is spot on, making these dinosaurs feel more real than they have in yonks. It’s proper old-school filmmaking meets modern tech, and it works a treat.

FAQ: Your Burning Questions Answered

Do I need to watch the previous films to understand this one?

Nah, you’re good! This is basically a fresh start that pays homage to the original while binning off the confusing bits from recent films. Perfect jumping-on point for newbies.

How scary is it compared to previous instalments?

Think original Jurassic Park levels – properly tense but not nightmare fuel. There’s a brilliant balance of thrills and fun that’ll have you hiding behind your popcorn in the best way possible.

Is it worth seeing in IMAX?

Absolutely! The Caribbean island setting and dino action sequences are proper stunning on the big screen. Shell out for IMAX if you can – you won’t regret it.

The Verdict

Against all odds, Jurassic World Rebirth has managed to do what seemed impossible: make dinosaurs exciting again. It’s a proper return to form that’ll remind you why you fell in love with this franchise in the first place. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just fancy a brilliant night out at the cinema, this is one summer blockbuster that’s well worth your time.

Got thoughts about the film? Drop them in the comments below – I’m proper keen to hear what other viewers reckon about this spectacular comeback!